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Subject: The imperative mood
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Date: 2018-05-20T18:08:13
Newsgroup: comp.lang.haskell.imperative-mood
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A placard that says
“LADIES WELCOME LET US CONDITION YOUR BOOTS”
OR SUFFER THE UNSPEAKABLE CONSEQUENCES


Subject: The imperative mood
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Date: 2018-05-20T18:03:51
Newsgroup: talk.mjd.imperative-mood
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A window sign that says
“ROOSEVELT APARTMENTS LEASE NOW”
OR SUFFER THE UNSPEAKABLE CONSEQUENCES


Subject: Another missing word
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Date: 2018-05-20T17:58:44
Newsgroup: alt.mjd.pasta-sauce
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Is there a word for when you have an idea that is a really good idea, but you feel dumb for not thinking of it sooner, because it seems so obvious once you have it?

A few years ago there was this variety of pasta sauce we used to eat a lot that had chnuks of Italian sausage in it. Then the brand discontinued that variety. For a long time I would look forlornly to see if it had come back on sale. Other brands make a similar type of sauce but we didn't like them as much.

Today I had my idea: I could buy the same brand of sauce, and a package of Italian sausage, brown the sausage and put it into the sauce myself. Victory! But I feel dumb for not thinking of it sooner.