The most common picture of Carl Gauß depicts him wearing a black velvet cap. It is a pretty cool-looking cap, and I wonder if there isn't a small opportunity to sell math people black velvet caps like Gauß.
The same opportunity does not exist for Euler, whose most common depiction appears to have just gotten out of the shower, and to be wearing a bathrobe and to have a towel wrapped around his head.\
The Sun loves looking down and seeing the mortals scurrying about like germs, busy at our daily activities. But she's a little bit sad because she doesn't know much about what we do at night. She has never seen a late-night movie and has not even imagined sitting around a campfire, toasting marshmallows and singing songs.
One day the Sun was granted her wish to spend a night on Eartha. Just at sundown she was transformed into a woman. She had dinner at a jazz club, then went out to a cocktail bar where she met a new friend. They went out for midnight supper and then went back to the friend's apartment.
Just before dawn she kissed her new friend and returned to her work, content.
All numbers are finite, but some numbers are more finite than others.
Famous sisters Gloria Steinem and Media Steinem.
How sure are we that the blue-tongued skink and the blue-tailed skink aren't the same animal walking in different directions?
Does MODOK need to shave?
Does he blow his nose? How? He can't reach it. Now I picture the hapless AIM scientist who has to attend MODOK with an enormous spotted hanky when he catches cold.
In Serbian, Croatian, and other Slavic languages, srp (or ср̑п) means a sickle. And sȑpskī (ср̏пскӣ) means the Serbs or the Serbian language.
But it's Croatia, not Serbia, that is actually sickle-shaped.
Therapist: You're a very judgmental person.
Me: That's because is good to be judgmental
Me: Most people should be more judgmental actually
Me: I don't know what the fuck is wrong with them all
According to Ozy Brennan, quoting from I'm Perfect, You're Doomed:
The Assemblies are Jehovah’s Witness conventions. There are two kinds: the Circuit Assembly, which occurs twice a year at the largest local Kingdom Hall, and the District Assembly, which is the same thing but bigger.
Isn't that curious? The U.S. federal court system does it the other way around: there are 13 “circuits”, each of which is divided into “districts”. For example, the Third Circuit comprises the District of Delaware, the District of New Jersey, and three districts in Pennsylvania.
What do you suppose it means? Coincidence?? Conspiracy??¿?
Other not-really-related mysteries: Why Oklahoma?:
It's 2023! Is Groupon dead yet?
I quit twitter before it was cool.
Last night I dreamt that I was explaining to someone how to solve a certain math problem. I said you shouldn't consider the situation as an ongoing process, but instead imagine it as a fully-realized decision tree, and then apply the Davis-Putnam algorithm. In the dream someone spoke up from across the room: “You mean the Davis-Putnam-Brown algorithm.”
“What??” I exclaimed in mock surprise. “Next you are going to tell me that Bunyakovsky discovered the Cauchy-Schwarz inequality!”
Tell me, Dr. Freud, what does this mean?
It's not enough to make the coffee, you also have to drink it.
In many Christian communities, it is traditional to eat cheese on Holy Saturday, to commemorate the day Jesus spent ripening in a cave.
As far as I can tell there are no octahedral cathedrals. Why not?
Google search produces several claimed examples, such as the Cathedral of San Flaviano in Giulianova. But photographs make clear that this is actually an octagonal cathedral, actually an octagonal prism surmounted by a dome. Similarly, St. Basil's cathedral in Moscow has a floor plan with a roughly eightfold symmetry, but is not octahedral in any way.
Polyhedral buildings are common, but the space is dominated by cuboids. Even the Kaaba in Mecca, despite its name (“cube” in Arabic) and its enormous religious significance, is only approximately cubical, visibly irregular.
The Egyptians famously made pyramids but they are all pentahedral. none is a tetrahedron, much less a regular tetrahedron. A regular tetrahedron is too steep for practical construction anyway; the Egyptians had bad experiences with overly-steep pyramids.
It should not be too hard to make a building in the shape of a regular octahedron, considered as a triangular antiprism. I would be surprised if there weren't one somewhere. When I am King of the World, there will be an octahedral cathedral or someone will have brief but very uncomfortable conversation with me about their failure.
Also, where the hell is my Sonar Taxlaw fanfic?
If the laws of physics are time-symmetric, why do I always have to preheat the oven, and never postheat it?
Sid Vicious, clearly.
In fact I think I'd be comfortable nominating the Sex Pistols as the worst band, overall. The world is full of obnoxious and incompetent bands. What gives the Pistols the prize is their insistence that they represented authenticity — maybe they hated you, but at least you knew it. This insistence, though, was itself nothing but a pose, manufactured by them and Malcolm MacLaren.
It's 2022! Is Groupon dead yet?
Pretty pleased with myself today for spelling “Aung San Suu Kyi” without having to look it up.