Content-Type: text/shitpost

Subject: Five simple ingredients
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Date: 2019-07-01T01:38:39
Newsgroup: sci.math.cream-cheese
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The box from a half-pound of
Philadelphia brand cream cheese, which boasts “5 SIMPLE INGREDIENTS”.

I found this this slogan lot more impressive before I found out that one of the “five simple ingredients” is carob bean gum.

Carob bean gum, just like just like my Grandma used to use!