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Subject: Today I learned…
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Date: 2020-04-30T13:41:31
Newsgroup: rec.food.20200430
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  • That wedding music that every movie soundtrack uses was written by Felix Mendelssohn as [part of the incidental music to A Midsummer Night's Dream](https://open.spotify.com/track/5LNwmPufnGLxEpcYgVhpRz?si=OWMQOoGiSgCK sA6HRkqgwA). Film producers have a profound, almost fervent respect for the works of the great composers of the past, because they are in the public domain.


Subject: Bitter relations
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Date: 2020-04-27T14:38:43
Newsgroup: alt.sex.bitter
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According to U.S. to Argue It Never Left Iran Nuke Deal, in Bid to Force Arms Embargo, Report Says :

U.S.-Iranian relations have been bitter since the Islamic Revolution toppled the U.S.-backed Shah of Iran in 1979 and ushered in an era of theocratic rule.

That is a heck of a sentence there.

Some might observe that U.S.-Iranian relations had been bitter at least as far back as 1953, when the CIA and the U.S.-backed Shah of Iran toppled the democratically elected Iranian government in 1953 and ushered in an era of brutal dictatorship.


Subject: Extremely weird sentences
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Date: 2020-04-10T12:37:21
Newsgroup: talk.mjd.biden
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Ed Kilgore, New York Magazine:

With Bernie Sanders’s decision to suspend his presidential campaign, Joe Biden is not just the “presumptive” Democratic nominee, but the putative nominee: It’s in the bag unless something extremely weird happens.

Apparently “77-year-old man dies” is now “something extremely weird”.


Subject: Today I learned…
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Date: 2020-04-03T20:11:54
Newsgroup: misc.misc.20200403
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  • There is not only a Juneau, Alaska, there is also a Juneau, Wisconsin. The founders of the towns were cousins. The town of Milwaukee, Wisconsin was also founded by a Juneau.

  • There is also a town of Alaska, Wisconsin.

  • Unfortunately, no town of Wisconsin, Alaska.

  • There is a Wisconsin Township, Minnesota, but the trail stops there.