Content-Type: text/shitpost

Subject: Philip Glass
Path: you!your-host!wintermute!uunet!asr33!hardees!triffid!mechanical-turk!goatrectum!plovergw!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2026-02-26T11:20:36
Newsgroup: alt.binaries.pictures.philip-glass
Message-ID: <247b35575a9d5873@shitpost.plover.com>
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It's not fair that there are people who want big bags under their eyes who can't have them because Philip Glass is monopolizing the entire supply.