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Subject: A riddle
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!central-scrutinizer!fpuzhpx!plovergw!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2020-10-25T16:51:23
Newsgroup: rec.pets.riddle
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Q: What do you call a centipede after you've stepped on it?

A: A nillipede.

Subject: A Visit to Valley Forge
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Date: 2020-10-18T17:56:10
Newsgroup: alt.sex.hq
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Ms. 16 drove me to Valley Forge today. Perhaps you have heard that Washington was grievously injured at Valley Forge. He was struck by a small cannon ball, and his skull was fractured in three places.

Subject: Classic mistakes
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Date: 2020-10-09T08:33:30
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Implementing your own authentication system is like getting involved in a land war in Asia.