Content-Type: text/shitpost

Subject: Tautology
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!epicac!thermostellar-bomb-20!twirlip!batcomputer!plovergw!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2020-12-17T09:22:00
Newsgroup: alt.sex.tautology
Message-ID: <88de023b87e9fedb@shitpost.plover.com>
Content-Type: text/shitpost

Today the School District of Philadelphia informs me:

All children are capable of reaching their fullest potential

This reminds me a little of the time I had to explain to someone on Math Stack Exchange why every function is onto its range.