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People like to have fainting fits to show off how horrified they are about pineapple pizza, or Hawai‘ian pizza (pineapple plus ham) but I think it's pretty good and those people need to get a grip or find a less silly hobby.

Today I was thinking, prosciutto is good with orange cantaloupe. Why not put them on pizza?

Not sure what you'd call it though. I think it needs a name that it catchier than “prosciutto and melon pizza”.