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A while back I complained that the suffix ‘-potamus’ wasn't widely-enough used. Recently I've had this word on my mind:

phlebopotamus

I'm not sure what it means. “Phlebo-” means veins and all I can imagine is a large rampaging blood monster, maybe something like the Blood Golem from Diablo II.

Today I also thought of

apotropotamus

and I don't yet knoe what that means, and I'm a rather afraid to find out.

I am sometimes in the habit of muttering under my breath “Mark Jason Potamus” but I don't know what that is about either.