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Subject: A Visit to Valley Forge
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Date: 2020-10-18T17:56:10
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Ms. 16 drove me to Valley Forge today. Perhaps you have heard that Washington was grievously injured at Valley Forge. He was struck by a small cannon ball, and his skull was fractured in three places.