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According to the New York MetrOpOlitan Museum of Art:

The pigeon-breasted silhouette favored in the first decade of the twentieth century was called the monobosom.

The orthography of “monobosom” is very curious. Its spelling, mOnObOsOm, strongly suggests space between at least two pairs of breasts — possibly even three — and cleavage is the very thing the monobosom was intended to eliminate.

For this reason, I prOpOse that from now on the monobosom should be referred to as a moonboom.