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Subject: More about ranking chess-piece-shaped butt plugs
Path: you!your-host!wintermute!uunet!asr33!glados!extro!goatrectum!plovergw!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2026-03-12T09:49:26
Newsgroup: talk.mjd.ranking-chess-pieces
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I want to ask Claude's advice about this, just to see what it will say. But I'm not going to, first because Claude does not have a butthole, and mainly because asking would probably get onto some list that nobody wants to be on.