Content-Type: text/shitpost

Subject: Extremely weird sentences
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!epicac!goatrectum!plovergw!ploverhub!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2020-04-10T08:37:21
Newsgroup: talk.mjd.biden
Message-ID: <efff62646978f4fa@shitpost.plover.com>
Content-Type: text/shitpost

Ed Kilgore, New York Magazine:

With Bernie Sanders’s decision to suspend his presidential campaign, Joe Biden is not just the “presumptive” Democratic nominee, but the putative nominee: It’s in the bag unless something extremely weird happens.

Apparently “77-year-old man dies” is now “something extremely weird”.