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Subject: A message from my dreams
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Date: 2020-06-17T15:59:05
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The last thing I remember from my dreams this morning is someone informing me, very authoritatively, that there are three things that Alexander the Great really wants.

I don't remember the first two but the third was bow-tie pasta.