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Subject: Best part of the Fiona Hill testimony so far
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Date: 2019-11-11T21:06:01
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We had one candidate for election in one country that I won't state who showed up at the ██████ State Fair and worked the rope line to get a picture with the President and then put it up on the website of his campaign, claiming that he'd had a personal meeting with the President. Well, you know, it was against a backdrop, so you couldn't see the cows in the background or, you know, the farm entity, but we all thought it was quite hysterical that they go to those lengths to work the rope line ██████ to get a picture.

Deposition of Fiona Hill, page 66.

Subject: Stuff I'm glad I don't have to worry about
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Date: 2019-11-11T20:42:42
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Ayodhya dispute:

The issues revolve around the control of a site traditionally regarded among Hindus to be the birthplace of the Hindu deity Rama, the history and location of the Babri Masjid at the site, and whether a previous Hindu temple was demolished or modified to create the mosque.

Subject: Do merpeople urinate?
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Date: 2019-11-11T18:40:19
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(Fish don't.)