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Subject: Today I learned…
Path: you!your-host!ultron!uunet!batcomputer!plovergw!plovervax!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2020-02-11T22:50:59
Newsgroup: news.groups.20200211
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There's a Deaf Smith County in Texas.
It's named after Deaf Smith. What did I expect?
Deaf Smith was born Erastus Smith. His nickname was because he had a hearing impairment.
The smell of burnt matches is caused by sulfur dioxide.
The Big Dictionary's earliest citation for the phrase “R&D” is from Pohl and Kornbluth's novel The Space Merchants.

Subject: Potamus
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!epicac!thermostellar-bomb-20!skordokott!berserker!plovergw!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2020-02-11T20:56:13
Newsgroup: talk.mjd.potamus
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A while back I complained that the sufficx ‘-potamus’ wasn't widely-enough used. Today I saw this Reddit comment:

The only people I see with this quote on their car or on a t-shirt is the stay at home dependapotamus that complains about everything…

Subject: News
Path: you!your-host!wintermute!wikipedia!twirlip!batcomputer!plovergw!plovervax!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2020-02-11T20:41:27
Newsgroup: rec.food.news
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All the news that's Rupert Grint.