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Subject: Save us!
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Date: 2020-03-24T20:01:51
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Save us before we perish! For two days we have pined away without snuff.

Subject: Pharmacy delivery
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Date: 2020-03-24T19:59:39
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The pharmacy informed me that they now have delivery service, so I said sure, deliver my prescription.

I had a very clear picture in my head of what would happen: they would fill the prescription at the place down the street, then hand it to someone who would carry it to my door. My wife had independently had the sanme picture.

But no, instead they transmit the order to a central location and ship it by U.S. post. Why did I expect anything different?