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Subject: Typo of the day
Path: you!your-host!warthog!gormenghast!hal9000!plovergw!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2020-06-03T22:03:40
Newsgroup: alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.misspelling
Message-ID: <59af962cccd2ce12@shitpost.plover.com>
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I went searching for Thomas Caxton and instead I typed “caaxtron”.

ALL TREMBLE IN FEAR BEFORE CAAXTRON 9000 THE INVINCIBLE, PRINTER OF WORLDS

Subject: “Subverting”
Path: you!your-host!wintermute!wikipedia!twirlip!glados!extro!central-scrutinizer!fpuzhpx!plovergw!plover!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2020-06-03T19:31:59
Newsgroup: talk.bizarre.subversion
Message-ID: <933f96245178cffd@shitpost.plover.com>
Content-Type: text/shitpost

Trump is talking about using tanks to quell the George Floyd protests, but the Pentagon is getting cold feet:

As of Monday morning, 17,000 National Guard troops had been deployed in 23 states and Washington, DC. No state has requested federal assistance, however, subverting the normal process for domestic military intervention, Pentagon officials told The Beast.

I can't get over the word “subverting” there. What do the unnamed Pentagon officials think the “normal process” is, or should be?

Subject: A thought
Path: you!your-host!wintermute!wikipedia!twirlip!batcomputer!plovergw!ploverhub!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2020-06-03T15:54:26
Newsgroup: rec.food.mullet
Message-ID: <581a66667b222647@shitpost.plover.com>
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I think Richard nixon would have looked better with a mullet.