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 Comments disabled | Today I passed a truck that said “PENNSYLVANIA PLANT PEST SURVEY”. “How long have you been a plant pest?” “About six months.” “And on a scale of one to ten, with ten being the most satisfied, how satisfied would you say you are with your role as a plant pest?” 
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