Content-Type: text/shitpost

Subject: Plant pest survey
Path: you​!your-host​!wintermute​!gormenghast​!qwerty​!fpuzhpx​!plovergw​!ploverhub​!shitpost​!mjd
Date: 2018-01-30T16:41:39
Newsgroup: comp.lang.haskell.plant-pest-survey
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Today I passed a truck that said “PENNSYLVANIA PLANT PEST SURVEY”.

“How long have you been a plant pest?”

“About six months.”

“And on a scale of one to ten, with ten being the most satisfied, how satisfied would you say you are with your role as a plant pest?”