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Subject: The imperative mood
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!epicac!ihnp4!hal9000!plovergw!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2018-05-06T22:49:44
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A sign on a supermarket
display of potato chips that says “GRAB A BAG”

OR SUFFER THE UNSPEAKABLE CONSEQUENCES

Subject: Butterer
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Date: 2018-05-06T02:55:51
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After I told my wife that riddle (and she has to put up with this kind of thing all the time) she pointed out that “butterer” was also a word.

I said “And someone who even more of a butterer is buttererer!”

She rejected this.

“Okay, then the person who is in charge of appointing people to the position of butterer is the buttererer.”

She grudgingly agreed to that.

Subject: A riddle!
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Date: 2018-05-06T02:50:59
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Q: What's more butt than butt?

A: Butter!