Content-Type: text/shitpost

Subject: The imperative mood
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!epicac!ihnp4!hal9000!plovergw!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2018-05-06T22:49:44
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A sign on a supermarket
display of potato chips that says “GRAB A BAG”

OR SUFFER THE UNSPEAKABLE CONSEQUENCES