Content-Type: text/shitpost

Subject: Zulip asks…
Path: you​!your-host​!wintermute​!wikipedia​!hardees​!m5​!plovergw​!shitpost​!mjd
Date: 2019-09-20T17:14:41
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A screenshot of the Zulip chat
system.  The user has opened a window for reviewing private messages
to theirself, and Zulip announces “You have not sent any private
messages to yourself yet!  Why not start a conversation with

Because talking to yourself is a sign of impending mental collapse.