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Subject: The silliest town name in the United States
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Date: 2024-09-06T16:12:38
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In Blue Highways, author William Least Heat-Moon states that that the town with the silliest name in the U.S. is Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

I disagree. My own nominee is French Lick, Indiana.


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Date: 2024-08-24T17:11:24
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This article about finding drowned bodies with quicksilver-filled bread says:

A loaf of bread was then filled with “over two ounces of quicksilver,” then thrown into the water

I was annoyed that the original source said this, because I found it unclear. Is that two ounces by weight or by volume? If it were water it wouldn't matter, but quicksilver is 13.6 times as dense, and two fluid ounces weighs nearly a pound. Conversely, a two-ounce weight of quicksilver is only a few milliliters.

I guess it must be the second, smaller amount, because bread stuffed with a pound of quicksilver would sink quickly, and you need it to float to where the body is. Also quicksilver costs money.


Subject: Don't get all up in my grill
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Date: 2024-08-14T13:12:09
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Today I'm feeling happy about the phrase "all up in my grill". I think it means the same as "all up in my face" but substituting "grill" (cosmetic dental work) for "face" is more pungent and flavorsome.

I wrote a while back about the hilarious phrase "too dumb to pour piss out of a boot" which I feel is funny for a similar reason.

Specific is almost always funnier than generic. I wonder, is "all up in my grill" funnier if the person actually has a grill, or if they don't? Maybe both.


Subject: Jehovah's Witnesses schism
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Date: 2024-08-14T09:49:32
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What if there were a Jehovah's Witness splindere sect that took the Tolkien legendarium as literally true?
Wouldn't that be something?


Subject: More pizza heresy
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Date: 2024-08-11T12:38:12
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People like to have fainting fits to show off how horrified they are about pineapple pizza, or Hawai‘ian pizza (pineapple plus ham) but I think it's pretty good and those people need to get a grip or find a less silly hobby.

Today I was thinking, prosciutto is good with orange cantaloupe. Why not put them on pizza?

Not sure what you'd call it though. I think it needs a name that it catchier than “prosciutto and melon pizza”.


Subject: Followup to a Stack Exchange comment from 2014
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Date: 2024-06-04T16:15:23
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Reminder: Anyone can edit Wikipedia and make it better...

Well, anyone can try.


Subject: Actors with odd names
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Date: 2024-05-15T09:05:39
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What famous actors have the oddest names?

Offhand, I think maybe Meryl Streep and Humphrey Bogart.


Subject: Is this a coincidence?
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Date: 2024-05-14T16:53:21
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I just realized the parallel between the John Birch Society (“who the heck is John Birch?”) and the Horst Wessel song (“who the heck is Horst Wessel?”)

In both cases it's nobody in particular, and the more you look into why they canonized their particular guy, the less interesting it gets.

Is this a common pattern of fringe political groups? Right-wing fringe political groups?


Subject: Thing I believe
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Date: 2024-05-14T13:49:01
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I think I would write more thorough, more interesting annotations than most of the people who write annotated works of literature.

(Exception: Martin Gardner's annotated Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass are better than I could do.)


Subject: About that aphorism
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Date: 2024-04-22T12:15:28
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A while back I suggested the following aphorism:

It's not enough to make the coffee, you also have to drink it.

I'm not sure what I had in mind at the time — maybe just that it seemed like it might be applicable to many situations — but I think a couple of good programming-related examples are:

  1. It's not enough to write the automated tests, you also have to run them

and

  1. It's not enough to have a disaster recovery plan, you also have to try it out


Subject: Potamus
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Date: 2024-04-22T12:06:58
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A while back I complained that the suffix ‘-potamus’ wasn't widely-enough used. Recently I've had this word on my mind:

phlebopotamus

I'm not sure what it means. “Phlebo-” means veins and all I can imagine is a large rampaging blood monster, maybe something like the Blood Golem from Diablo II.

Today I also thought of

apotropotamus

and I don't yet knoe what that means, and I'm a rather afraid to find out.

I am sometimes in the habit of muttering under my breath “Mark Jason Potamus” but I don't know what that is about either.


Subject: Dark side of the Moon
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Date: 2024-04-21T17:59:10
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I'm so tired of people talking about the dark side of the moon, how come you never hear anyone talk about the dark side of the sun?


Subject: How to tell apart the languages of Nigeria?
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Date: 2024-04-21T12:19:17
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Suppose I'm looking at a sentence of Hausa, Yoruba, or Igbo that has been transliterated into English. How can I tell which it is?

I know how to do this for most European languages, for Mandarin, Cantonese, Japanese, Korean, etc., but I don't know Yoruba from Igbo.


Subject: Carl Gauß' hat
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Date: 2023-12-01T09:31:51
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The most common picture of Carl Gauß depicts him wearing a black velvet cap. It is a pretty cool-looking cap, and I wonder if there isn't a small opportunity to sell math people black velvet caps like Gauß.

The same opportunity does not exist for Euler, whose most common depiction appears to have just gotten out of the shower, and to be wearing a bathrobe and to have a towel wrapped around his head.\


Subject: Well-ordering blah
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Date: 2023-11-27T10:05:34
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I was going to write something about the ordinal number !!ω^ω!!, but then I got bogged down in a lot of blather about well-orders and smaller ordinal numbers. I asked folks in Recurse Center if this article was interesting and they very genrly and constructively said it was not. So I am publishing it here.

Caveat lector


Well-founded ordering is a fundamental idea in set theory, the basis of all inductive arguments. The idea of a set with a well-founded ordering is that if you start somewhere, and the moved to an element of the set that is “smaller” in the ordering, and then do it again and again, you must eventually get stuck at an element for which there is no “smaller” element.

The prototypical example of a well-founded ordering is the ordinary !! \lt !! relation on the natural numbers. You can't keep passing from one natural number to a smaller one without eventually getting stuck at !!0!!. And the prototypical example of a not well-founded ordering is the ordinary !! \lt !! relation on the integers, because you can move to !!-1!!, then !!-2!!, then !!-3!!, and you never do get stuck. Or for a slightmy more subtle non-example, the ordinary !!\lt!! relation on the positive rational numbers, whre you can go !!1, \frac12, \frac13, \frac14,\ldots!! and you still never do get stuck.

To see the relationship with inductive arguments, think of induction as working this way. In an inductive argument you say well, if the claim were false for some large example it would also be false for a smaller example, then also for an even smaller one, and you could keep going like that until you got down to a trivial example, but the claim is easy to verify for the trivial examples, so it must be true for the large ones also. To work, the notion of "smaller" has to guarantee to end at a trivial example after a finite number of steps, and that's what "well-founded" gets you.

There are lots of examples of well-founded orders of the natural numbers that aren't the usual !!\lt !! relation. The simplest nonstandard one is:

  1. Exactly the same as the usual order, except…

  2. Instead of !!3!! being smallest, Every number is considered to be less than !!3!!.

$$ 0\prec 1\prec 2 \prec 4 \prec 5 \prec \ldots \prec 3 $$

We use the symbol !!\prec!! instead of !!\lt!! to remind ourselves that this is something like but not the same as the usual less-than relation. It doesn't have to be !!3!! that is out of line, it doesn't matter. I just picked !!3!! to emphasize that the choice was arbitrary.

This is not just a simple renaming of the natural numbers, because in the usual ordering there is no largest number, and here there is a largest number, namely !!3!!. But the order is still well-founded. Even if you start at !!3!!, the first time you move to a smaller number, it's some other finite number and at that point you can be sure that the process can't go on forever. You can move from !!3!! down to !!1000007!!, but from there you have at most !!1000007!! moves before you are certain to get stuck at !!0!!.

The way I presented this ordering is a little bit odd to set theorists, because set theorists have a standard set of names and notations for different well-founded orders. The ordinary natural numbers one is called !!\omega!!. The one above, which is like !!\omega!! except it has one extra element on the end, larger than the others, is called !!\omega + 1!!. Instead of describing it the way I did, with !!3!! pulled out of line and stuck at the end, set theorists usually call that largest element “!!\omega!!” and write it like this:

$$ 0\prec 1\prec 2 \prec 3 \prec 4 \prec 5 \prec \ldots \prec \omega $$

It's the same thing, just with slightly less silly names. But it's important to remember that something like !!\omega + 1!! describes a perfectly well-defined ordering relation that could be put on the ordinary natural numbers, not the usual ordering but no less legitimate.

Of course you can add more than one big element on the right-hand end; those orderings are !!\omega+1, \omega+2,!! and so on.

You can even add an infinite number of elements on the right. Suppose we take two copies of the natural numbers, one painted blue and one painted green. Then we define the following order:

  1. If !!n!! and !!m!! are the same color, then !!n!! is smaller than !!m!! in the usual way, just if !!n\lt m!! as ordinary unpainted numbers
  2. If they are different colors then one is blue and one is green, and the blue one is smaller

Now we have this ordering:

$$ \underbrace{ \color{darkblue}{0} \prec \color{darkblue}{1} \prec \color{darkblue}{2} \prec \color{darkblue}{3} \prec \ldots }_{\text{blue numbers}} \prec \underbrace{ \color{darkgreen}{0} \prec \color{darkgreen}{1} \prec \color{darkgreen}{2} \prec \color{darkgreen}{3} \prec \ldots }_{\text{green numbers}} $$

If we don't like using paint, we could phrase it like this:

  1. If !!n!! and !!m!! are the same parity, then !!n!! is smaller than !!m!! in the usual way, just if !!n\lt m!! as ordinary unpainted numbers
  2. If they are different parities then one is even and one is odd, and the even one is smaller

$$ \underbrace{ 0 \prec 2 \prec 4 \prec 6 \prec\ldots }_{\text{even numbers}} \prec \underbrace{ 1 \prec 3 \prec 5 \prec 7 \prec\ldots }_{\text{odd numbers}} $$

The standard name for this is !!\omega + \omega!! or !!2\cdot\omega !! and the elements are usually written like this:

$$ 0 \prec 1 \prec 2 \prec 3 \prec\ldots \prec \omega \prec \omega+1 \prec \omega+2 \prec\ldots $$

I like to think of !!\omega!! as a game in which there is a track of squares extending forever to the right. The leftmost square is labeled !!0!!. One one square there is a penny. Two players play a game in which they take turns moving the penny to the right some number of squares. If a player moves the penny to !!0!!, they lose. Must the game come to an end, or could it go on forever? Clearly it must come to an end, even though the track itself is infinite. If the penny starts on square 1000007, the game can't possibly last more than 1000007 moves. (As a game this is no fun at all, since the first player can immediately move the penny to square !!1!!, but I'm only interested in whether the game will end.)

!!\omega+1!! is the game where, instead of starting somewhere on the track, the penny starts in player 1's pocket, and their first move is to take it out and place it on one of the squares of the track. Again the game must come to an end, although unlike in the previous case we can't say ahead of time how long it will take. If we say “no more than 1000007 moves”, player 1 can belie us by taking out the penny and placing it on square 2061982 instead. But what we can say at the beginning of the game is “I can't tell you now how long the game will take, but I will once Player 1 makes her first move.”

For !!2\cdot\omega!! I like to think of two tracks, one above the other. Now a player has two kinds of move:

  1. Move the penny to a square farther left in the same track, or
  2. If the penny is in the upper track, move it to any square in the lower track

Again Player 1 begins the game by taking the penny from her pocket and placing it on any square.

If the penny is on square 1000007 of the top track, I can't tell you how long the game will take to end. But I can say “I will tell you how much longer the game will take, not right now but after no more than 1000008 moves from now.” Because after 1000007 moves, either someone will have moved the penny to the lower track, and I can tell how long the rest of the game will take, or the penny will have moved left 1000007 times and be on the leftmost square of the top track and the next move must take it to the lower track.

And if the game hasn't started yet, I can't yet tell you when I will be able to say how much longer the game will take. But I will be able to do that once Player 1 has made her first move and put the penny on the board.

This reminds me of an anecdote I once heard from another programmer. He told me his boss had come to him to ask him if he could do a certain task; he had replied that he could, and the boss had asked him how long he thought it would take.

He said “I don't know.”

His boss, being a reasonable woman, asked him when he would be able to tell her.

He said “I don't know.”

The boss, having dealt with this guy before, did not lose her temper. Instead, she asked “How long will it take you to figure that out?”

“Not more than two days,” he said at once.

“Okay, just to make sure there is no miscommunication, are you telling me that in two days you will be able to tell me how long it will take you to estimate how long the task will take?”

“That's right.”

And they parted amicably, both parties satsified, at least for the time being. Communication between management and engineering doesn't always turn out so well!

In that programmer's game, there were three tracks, and the penny was on the second space on the topmost track. He was playing the game !!2\cdot\omega + 1!!. At most two days later, the penny had moved to !!\omega + n!!, where !!n!! was how long it would take him produce his estimate of the project timeline.

It's easy to add more tracks. Let's add an infinite stack of tracks, one atop the other. Now when Player 1 takes the penny from her pocket she can put it on any space on any track. Again, a legal move is to move the penny left on the same track, or to any space on any lower track.

How long before you can say how long the game ends? Human language is not well-suited to this guarantee.

Even once Player 1 was made her first move, I may not be able to tell you how long the game will take,
and I also may not be able to tell you how long before I can tell you how long the game will take.

And I may not be able to tell you how long before I can tell you how long before I can tell you how long the game will take.

And I can't even tell you now how many times I will have to stack up “I may not be able to tell you”.

BUT once Player 1 has made her first move, I will be able to tell you how many times I have to stack it up.

Is the game really guaranteed to end? Yes, it really is. After Player 1's first move, the penny is on some square of some track, say square !!n!! of track !!m!!. After at most !!n+1!! moves, the track number !!m!! must decrease. And then there can only be a finite number of moves before it decreases again. And it can decrease at most !!m!! times before the penny is on the bottom track, and then the game must end after a bounded number of moves.

This ordering is called !!\omega^2!!. A penny on square !!n!! of track !!m!! is said to be at !!m·\omega + n!!. If we want to think about a way to order the natural numbers with order type !!ω^2!!, we can do it like this:

Every number larger than !!0!! can be put in the form !!2^i·j!! where !!j!! is odd. For example, !!200 = 2^3·25!! and !!37 = 2^0·37!!.

  1. !!0!!, as usual, is smaller than every other number.
  2. Otherwise, the numbers can be thought of as !!n = 2^i·j!! and !!n' = 2^{i'}·j'!!. Consider !!n\prec n'!!:
    1. if !!i \lt i', or
    2. if !!i = i'!!, and !!j\lt j'!!

Written out explicitly, the ordering looks like this:

$$\begin{array}{l} 0 \prec \\ 2^0\cdot 1 \prec 2^0·3 \prec 2^0·5\prec 2^0·7 \prec\ldots \\ 2^1\cdot 1 \prec 2^1·3 \prec 2^1·5\prec 2^1·7 \prec\ldots \\ 2^2\cdot 1 \prec 2^2·3 \ldots \end{array} $$

or if you prefer

$$\begin{array}{l} 0 \\ \prec 1 \prec 3 \prec 5 \prec 7 \prec \ldots \\ \prec 2 \prec 6 \prec 12 \prec 24 \prec \ldots \\ \prec 4 \prec 12 \prec 20 \prec 28 \prec \ldots \end{array} $$

Well, none of that was actually what I planned to write about, but I am going to stop here and continue tomorrow.


Subject: The Sun's Wish
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Date: 2023-11-25T08:45:00
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The Sun loves looking down and seeing the mortals scurrying about like germs, busy at our daily activities. But she's a little bit sad because she doesn't know much about what we do at night. She has never seen a late-night movie and has not even imagined sitting around a campfire, toasting marshmallows and singing songs.

One day the Sun was granted her wish to spend a night on Eartha. Just at sundown she was transformed into a woman. She had dinner at a jazz club, then went out to a cocktail bar where she met a new friend. They went out for midnight supper and then went back to the friend's apartment.

Just before dawn she kissed her new friend and returned to her work, content.


Subject: Passing thought
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Date: 2023-10-30T22:46:04
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All numbers are finite, but some numbers are more finite than others.


Subject: Sisters
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Date: 2023-09-09T09:51:46
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Famous sisters Gloria Steinem and Media Steinem.


Subject: Skinks
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Date: 2023-05-31T10:09:54
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How sure are we that the blue-tongued skink and the blue-tailed skink aren't the same animal walking in different directions?


Subject: Modok
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Date: 2023-03-28T12:00:30
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Does MODOK need to shave?

Does he blow his nose? How? He can't reach it. Now I picture the hapless AIM scientist who has to attend MODOK with an enormous spotted hanky when he catches cold.


Subject: Croatian puzzle
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Date: 2023-03-22T16:12:53
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In Serbian, Croatian, and other Slavic languages, srp (or ср̑п) means a sickle. And sȑpskī (ср̏пскӣ) means the Serbs or the Serbian language.

But it's Croatia, not Serbia, that is actually sickle-shaped.


Subject: I have had this conversation more than once
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Date: 2023-02-27T13:42:37
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Therapist: You're a very judgmental person.

Me: That's because is good to be judgmental

Me: Most people should be more judgmental actually

Me: I don't know what the fuck is wrong with them all


Subject: Makes ya think, don't it?
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Date: 2023-02-23T14:38:37
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According to Ozy Brennan, quoting from I'm Perfect, You're Doomed:

The Assemblies are Jehovah’s Witness conventions. There are two kinds: the Circuit Assembly, which occurs twice a year at the largest local Kingdom Hall, and the District Assembly, which is the same thing but bigger.

Isn't that curious? The U.S. federal court system does it the other way around: there are 13 “circuits”, each of which is divided into “districts”. For example, the Third Circuit comprises the District of Delaware, the District of New Jersey, and three districts in Pennsylvania.

What do you suppose it means? Coincidence?? Conspiracy??¿?

Other not-really-related mysteries: Why Oklahoma?:


Subject: More about the worst finite field
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Date: 2023-02-13T13:08:20
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Going down to the basement today I realized that this could actually be reasoned out, maybe. Every finite field has the form !!GF(p^n)!! for some prime !!p!! and some number !!n!!. There is not much to distinguish finite fields, they are all pretty much the same. Except maybe you could distinguish the !!n=1!! cases from the !!n>1!! cases, those are a little different.

Aha, but if you consider the !!n=0!! case, the answer becomes clear.


Subject: Worst finite field
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Date: 2023-02-13T13:05:47
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I don't know why a voice in my head kept demanding to know what was the worst finite field. But I couldn't stop thinking about it, until I realized the answer: It's clearly !!GF(1)!!.