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Subject: Flat-earthers, now new and improved!
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!epicac!goatrectum!plovergw!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2020-09-12T00:52:27
Newsgroup: sci.math.flat-earth
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The losers who moderate Reddit's r/math forum have deleted this brilliant post, Petition to create new flat-earther groups.

Check it out.

Subject: Dear Dr. Freud… ?
Path: you!your-host!ultron!grey-area!fpuzhpx!plovergw!plover!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2020-09-08T11:16:37
Newsgroup: comp.protocols.tcp-ip.dream
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On Saturday when I woke up Lorrie said I had awakened her in the night, and asked me what I had been saying. It had woken me up too, and I remembered.

I had been dreaming that I was at some sort of a conference, and at the start of a conference session, everyone in the audience stood up, put their hands on their hearts, and sand The Star-Spangled Banner.

In the dream, I sang also, and when the song ended, I shouted “PLAY BALL!”