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Subject: Physics puzzle
Path: you!your-host!wintermute!wikipedia!uunet!batcomputer!plovergw!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2022-02-23T20:02:38
Newsgroup: rec.pets.preheat
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If the laws of physics are time-symmetric, why do I always have to preheat the oven, and never postheat it?

Subject: Worst Bassist
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!epicac!qwerty!fpuzhpx!plovergw!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2022-02-23T19:46:06
Newsgroup: sci.math.worst-bassist
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Sid Vicious, clearly.

In fact I think I'd be comfortable nominating the Sex Pistols as the worst band, overall. The world is full of obnoxious and incompetent bands. What gives the Pistols the prize is their insistence that they represented authenticity — maybe they hated you, but at least you knew it. This insistence, though, was itself nothing but a pose, manufactured by them and Malcolm MacLaren.

Subject: Happy new year!
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!epicac!thermostellar-bomb-20!twirlip!am!plovergw!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2022-02-07T14:17:15
Newsgroup: misc.happy-new-year
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It's 2022! Is Groupon dead yet?