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Subject: Aphorism
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Date: 2022-04-29T10:01:04
Newsgroup: alt.binaries.aphorism
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It's not enough to make the coffee, you also have to drink it.

Subject: Holy Saturday
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Date: 2022-04-17T08:34:24
Newsgroup: alt.sex.holy-saturday
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In many Christian communities, it is traditional to eat cheese on Holy Saturday, to commemorate the day Jesus spent ripening in a cave.