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Subject: Business cards again
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Date: 2018-07-21T21:37:29
Newsgroup: sci.math.business-cards
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The thing about technical experts in filth reminded me of something I've wondered for a long time.

Form 1040 (which is the principal individual tax reporting form in the U.S.) has a space at the bottom for “Your occupation”. I usually fill in “computer programmer”.

But what does Alex Rodriguez put there? Does he write “shortstop”? (Or, now, “retired shortstop”?) Or something less specific?

If I were a shortstop, I would definitely want to hand out business cards that said “shortstop”.