Content-Type: text/shitpost


Subject: Awesome job titles
Path: you​!your-host​!ultron​!uunet​!batcomputer​!plovergw​!shitpost​!mjd
Date: 2018-07-17T14:47:11
Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking.business-cards
Message-ID: <53ae2764fd103c03@shitpost.plover.com>
Content-Type: text/shitpost

According to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration's Defect Levels Handbook:

In this procedure, FDA's technical and regulatory experts in filth and extraneous materials use a variety of criteria, often in combination, in determining the significance and regulatory impact of the findings.

Now I want business cards that say “technical expert in filth and extraneous materials”.