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Just about three years ago, in an article about contracts I had refused to sign, I wrote:

[Comcast's] proposed agreement included a clause in which we promised not to buy Internet service from any other company for the next ten years. I refused to sign. The guy on our side who was negotiating the agreement was annoyed with me. “Do you think you're going to get FIOS in here in the next ten years?” he asked sarcastically.

For the record: We got FIOS in here last month.