Content-Type: text/shitpost

Subject: Chaise LONGUE
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!prime-radiant!computer!hal9000!plovergw!ploverhub!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2018-03-23T14:03:12
Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking.fallen-world
Message-ID: <b443cfd8c580970d@shitpost.plover.com>
Content-Type: text/shitpost

A screenshot
of a notepad app on my phone. I have just entered the word 'Chaise'
and the phone is offering to complete it with 'lounges', 'lounge', or
'the'. The first two are marked out with an angry red-orange
ellipse.

I dread the day when some crowdsourced spelling dictionary auto-“corrects” my text to include a grocer's apostrophe. It's coming, you mark my word's.