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Subject: Chaise LONGUE
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Date: 2018-03-23T14:03:12
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A screenshot
of a notepad app on my phone.  I have just entered the word 'Chaise'
and the phone is offering to complete it with 'lounges', 'lounge', or
'the'.  The first two are marked out with an angry red-orange

I dread the day when some crowdsourced spelling dictionary auto-“corrects” my text to include a grocer's apostrophe. It's coming, you mark my word's.