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Subject: Trump and the golden toilet
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Date: 2018-01-27T14:09:25
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So first, in case you missed it:

The White House asked to borrow a van Gogh. The Guggenheim offered a gold toilet instead.

(The Washington Post, 2018-01-25)

Trump: “Those idiots! Don't they know I already have three?”

Melania: “Yours are stainless steel covered in gold Cadillac paint.”