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Subject: An atheist reads the Bible
Path: you!your-host!warthog!goatrectum!plovergw!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2018-01-29T16:01:06
Newsgroup: alt.binaries.pictures.hamlet
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“What have you been reading lately?”

“The Books of Samuel.”

“What's that?”

“You know, David and King Saul. That's where the story about David and Goliath comes from.”

“I thought you didn't believe in that stuff.”

“I don't believe in Hamlet either, but that doesn't mean it's not important to read it.”