Content-Type: text/shitpost


Subject: Birthday greetings from my stalker
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Date: 2018-04-02T19:35:25
Newsgroup: alt.binaries.pictures.happy-birthday-google
Message-ID: <dda4786d21794270@shitpost.plover.com>
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There's this creepy guy who follows me around my neighborhood. He has a camera and a little notebook, and he is constantly taking pictures of me, and writing down where I am and what I am doing. When I use the computer, he tries to peer over my shoulder and take notes about what I am reading or writing. He's so persistent that I always assume he's lurking around somewhere, even if I can't see him. I don't like it, but there appears to be no way to get rid of him, so I try to ignore him, go about my life and not let him bother me too much.

But today he rang my doorbell and gave me a big creepy smile and wished me a happy birthday.

A
screenshot
of my phone.  The usual “Google” logo has been replaced by one where
the letters are birthday candles.  The birthday candles have eyes.