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Today I was opening the mail and there was a fat envelope from the company that provides my homeowner’s insurance. It was the annual amendment to the policy. I skimmed through it to see if anything jumped out at me, and I was about to put it in the trash when something did jump out at me:

The following types of losses are not considered chargeable:

• Designated Cat losses

• …

Fascinated, I read the entire rest of the packet, but there was nothing else about the Designated Cat losses.