Content-Type: text/shitpost


Subject: Insurance updates
Path: you​!your-host​!wintermute​!gormenghast​!qwerty​!fpuzhpx​!plovergw​!shitpost​!mjd
Date: 2018-10-26T14:14:56
Newsgroup: talk.mjd.insurance-updates
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Today I was opening the mail and there was a fat envelope from the company that provides my homeowner’s insurance. It was the annual amendment to the policy. I skimmed through it to see if anything jumped out at me, and I was about to put it in the trash when something did jump out at me:

The following types of losses are not considered chargeable:

  • Designated Cat losses

Fascinated, I read the entire rest of the packet, but there was nothing else about the Designated Cat losses.