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Subject: Mozart the prodigy
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Date: 2018-01-16T16:28:21
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A famous story tells how a very young man once came to Mozart and asked how to build a nuclear device. “Building a nuclear device is very difficult,” said Mozart. “Perhaps you should start with something easier, like a fertilizer bomb.”

“But you built your first nuclear device when you were six years old!” protested the very young man.

“Yes, but I didn't have to ask how.”