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Subject: A peculiar genre of joke
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Date: 2018-02-25T01:41:58
Newsgroup: misc.musical-jokes
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I find it surprising that there is more than one joke of the following type, but here are three:

Q: What is Batman's full name?

A: Nananananananananananananananana BATMAN!

Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

A: Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant...

Q: Where does the Lone Ranger take his trash?

A: To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump…

[ Addendum: Dave Long sent me another! ]