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Subject: One of everything in the universe
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Date: 2018-04-10T10:21:01
Newsgroup: talk.mjd.one-of-everything
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Today Toph and I were on the sofa with her stuffed kiwi toy and I said “look, I have two kiwis!”

“Dad, I'm not a kiwi!”

“Okay, I have one kiwi and one not-kiwi.”

“That's right.”

“Then I have one of everything in the universe! Everything is either a kiwi or not a kiwi, and I have one of each!”