Usually when I order something online I pay the least possible amount for the slowest possible shipping. Because I like money better than I like getting the stuff right away.
But recently there was an exception. I was ordering a late present for Toph's birthday (March 7), and I wanted it to arrive on time, so for the first time I paid extra for overnight shipping.
Around 8PM on the evening of the 7th, I received an email from Amazon:
Those assholes. “Most packages arrive in a day. Not yours though. Sucker!”