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“Hello, your guy just delivered my pizza, and it is not what I ordered! I wanted half-pepperoni for me, and half-mushroom for my brother-in-law.”

“I'm very sorry, sir, we'll send over another pizza right away. Can you tell me what kind you got?”

“It was all messed up! My half was like two-thirds mushrooms, and his half was mostly pepperoni.”