Content-Type: text/shitpost

Subject: I AM SO SMRT!!1!
Path: you!your-host!ultron!gormenghast!extro!forbin!berserker!plovergw!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2018-12-04T13:23:04
Newsgroup: talk.bizarre.smrt
Message-ID: <faa70ce36c2444de@shitpost.plover.com>
Content-Type: text/shitpost

When my program works I get to feel smart and accomplished.
And if it doesn't work, then when I fix it, I can feel smart and accomplished for fixing it!
And if it doesn't work and I can't fix it, I can feel smart and accomplished for my cleverness in constructing such a difficult bug!

(I finally figured out this one from Friday. It was entirely my fault. Do I feel bad for making the mistake in the first place? No, I feel awesomely clever for successfully cleaning up the complex mess I made.)