Content-Type: text/shitpost


Subject: Software vendor pomegranate video
Path: you​!your-host​!wintermute​!glados​!extro​!central-scrutinizer​!fpuzhpx​!plovergw​!plovervax​!shitpost​!mjd
Date: 2018-01-10T23:01:10
Newsgroup: rec.food.cooking.software-vendor
Message-ID: <21c5f7d56c827aa7@shitpost.plover.com>
Content-Type: text/shitpost

Recently I complained:

This guy spent two minutes up front building suspense and telling us how awesome this was going to be once he finally got around to showing it to us.

This reminds me of the joke about the woman who divorces her husband. He is a software salesman, and all he would do was sit on the edge of their bed and tell her how great it would be when she finally got it.