Content-Type: text/shitpost


Subject: Today in mysterious teeth news
Path: you​!your-host​!walldrug​!epicac​!thermostellar-bomb-20​!twirlip​!am​!plovergw​!shitpost​!mjd
Date: 2018-10-30T15:47:05
Newsgroup: talk.mjd.teeth
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Content-Type: text/shitpost

 A spherical glass
jar with a large cork stopper contains several dozen yellowish-brown
teeth.

Facebook users are asked to guess the correct amount of teeth in a jar and tag a friend in the comment section under the photo of the teeth. … The winner will be announced Friday and will receive $100 in Downtown Dollars to be used at participating merchants.

(Usher, Amanda M. "Mysterious teeth featured in giveaway", Valdosta Daily Times, 29 October 2018.)

When I first saw this I misunderstood the headline. I thought the teeth themselves were the prize for guessing closest, as is often the case with jars of jelly beans. I am so disappointed!