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Subject: Wesley Crusher
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Date: 2018-07-30T15:17:56
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Can we infer from Wesley's name that he and Dr. Crusher are Methodists?

(Asking such questions is perilous, because someone might show up at my door with a 58-page summary of past and current scholarly thought on the subject.)