Content-Type: text/shitpost

Subject: Help me out here
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!prime-radiant!skordokott!berserker!plovergw!ploverhub!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2020-02-04T12:02:39
Newsgroup: talk.mjd.caucuses
Message-ID: <b391fa9eccb750a7@shitpost.plover.com>
Content-Type: text/shitpost

According to Twitter, I may have won the Iowa caucuses. What do I do now?