Content-Type: text/shitpost

Subject: I see a great need
Path: you!your-host!wintermute!uunet!grey-area!fpuzhpx!plovergw!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2020-07-22T16:44:14
Newsgroup: sci.math.etsy-fail
Message-ID: <8f52504d54d17bc3@shitpost.plover.com>
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Etsy search for “not a place of honor” produces nothing relevant. This is a hundred-dollar-bill on the sidewalk, waiting to be picked up.

I want it on a doormat.