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Subject: The imperative mood
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Date: 2019-03-30T22:23:20
Newsgroup: alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.imperative-mood
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A sign on a wall-mounted
bottle opener with a picture of a rainbow and the words “OPEN BOTTLES HERE”

OR SUFFER THE UNSPEAKABLE CONSEQUENCES