Content-Type: text/shitpost


Subject: More life goals
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!epicac!goatrectum!plovergw!plover!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2018-01-18T15:48:23
Newsgroup: alt.sex.peaceful-aplomb
Message-ID: <3b07a1348c14bc5e@shitpost.plover.com>
Content-Type: text/shitpost

In addition to conducting my affairs with peaceful aplomb, I now have another low-key life goal: I hope that when I am gone, nobody ever thinks to describe my death as “convenient though entirely natural”.