Content-Type: text/shitpost

Subject: Schisms
Path: you!your-host!walldrug!epicac!qwerty!fpuzhpx!plovergw!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2020-01-06T13:03:09
Newsgroup: sci.math.schism
Message-ID: <4bffbc85518c8273@shitpost.plover.com>
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According to this 2004 New York Times article, United Methodists Move to Defrock Lesbian:

few Methodists expect church to reach point of schism…

and yet here we are.