Content-Type: text/shitpost


Subject: SQL
Path: you​!your-host​!ultron​!ihnp4​!hal9000​!plovergw​!shitpost​!mjd
Date: 2019-10-03T17:43:03
Newsgroup: alt.binaries.sql
Message-ID: <271453e2641bd09c@shitpost.plover.com>
Content-Type: text/shitpost

Surely someone has invented a language for querying relational databases that is less of a shitpile than SQL.