Content-Type: text/shitpost

Subject: SQL
Path: you!your-host!ultron!ihnp4!hal9000!plovergw!shitpost!mjd
Date: 2019-10-03T13:43:03
Newsgroup: alt.binaries.sql
Message-ID: <271453e2641bd09c@shitpost.plover.com>
Content-Type: text/shitpost

Surely someone has invented a language for querying relational databases that is less of a shitpile than SQL.